Hello visitor,

We're not always the biggest fans of social media, and we admittedly don't do the best job of staying active on there. We are, however, fans of your curiosity that's taken you this far.

And so, we offer you a trade. Your email address, in exchange for the following promises:

  1. If we plan a show or a tour, we will let you know via email.
  2. If we release new music, you will be the first to know.
  3. If we've got some spicy hot new merch, we'll throw you a discount.
  4. You will not be flooded with mail.
  5. We will always love you and cherish you.

That's all. Thanks for listening, and be good!